Shit you see working at a hotel
1. A one-armed man in his boxers who thinks he is at a Motorhead concert. He fell out of his trunk bed, passed out in the lobby, and was arrested.
2. Two enormous people having sex in the pool.
3. A senile lady who drove from IL and thought she was in Albany. Yes - she drove 13 hours in the wrong direction.
4. A single fellow sending dick picks to “some hot 45ish year old in Kentucky”
5. Father time hot boxing his room…I told the fire department it was a bag of popcorn >_>
6. A metric shit-ton of jailbait.
7. Seven mexican workers sharing one bed. ( Yes that’s the actual count, it’s not exaggerated)
8. A fat guy locked out of his room in his tighty whiteys because his wife thought it was funny.
9. A swedish guy. (Pretty sure he played the super-villain in every movie ever.)
10. A swinger couple who invited me up to their room.
